It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card! *uses library card to form lines of cocaine*
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO